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Conclusion

Never Underestimate an averge looking girl because today

Cosmetics can do anything

Why INDIA is in trouble……

Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired

30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don’t work)

1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India )

25 crore in school

1 crore are under 5 years

15 crore unemployed

1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals

Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail

The Balance  two are U & Me.

U  are busy ” checking Mails /sending fwds.. “..!!

HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone  ??????????????

Gujarati Dictionary (Just 4 Laugh)

Sano…….. …Snow

Egg-joss…. …Exhaust

Fota…….. …Photos

Lipistik…. ……Lipstick

Phast……. …Fast

Phlowur….. …Flower

Gilas……. …Glass

Palty/Partee. ……… Party

Gorment….. ….Goverment

Peeja……. …Pizza

Panj…….. ..Sponge

Die Vos……… …Divorce

New Brand……Brand New

Istill…… …Steel

Jee TV………Zee TV

Yuniversity. …University

Istawbury… ……Strawberry

Isscooter… …Scooter

Dismiss….. …Screwdriver

Kale…….. …Tommorrow/ Yesterday

Vija…….. ….Visa

Here’s the WORLD’S EASIEST QUIZ!

> (Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

> 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last ?

> 2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

> 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

> 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

> 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of ?

> 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

> 7) What was King George VI’s first name ?

> What color is a purple finch ?

> 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

> 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

> Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
> Check your answers below.

> ANSWERS

> 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years

> 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador

> 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses

> 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November

> 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur

> 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs

> 7) What was King George VI’s first name ? Albert

> What color is a purple finch ? Crimson

> 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? New Zealand

> 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? Orange (of course!)

> What do you mean, you failed?!!

> Me, too…!!!

> ( And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie! )

> Pass this on to some “brilliant” friends, so that they may feel useless too!