Mar

06

Posted by : Sumana | On : March 6, 2012

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’

‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’

A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;’
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Send this to all the smart women you know…and all the men who have a sense of humor.

Oct

05

Posted by : Sumana | On : October 5, 2011

Oct

05

Posted by : Sumana | On : October 5, 2011

Sep

29

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 29, 2011

Sep

20

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 20, 2011

10 reasons why I chose Research as a career

(1) I hate sleeping.
(2) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood.
(3) I cannot live without tension.
(4) I wanted to have disturbed family life.
(5) I believed in Gita “Karm karo, fal ki icha mat karo”.
(6) I wanted to take revenge on myself.
(7) I want to miss my LOVE.
(8) I wanted social boycott.
(9) I wanted to break up with my friends.
(10) I love to work on Sundays and Holidays.

Sep

20

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 20, 2011

Disclaimer: Not applicable to all :)

Before joining PhD:
· I want to win the Nobel Prize.
· I want to win the Turing Award.

First year of PhD:d
· I want to finish PhD in two years.
· I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
· I want to make ground-breaking research.
· I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.

Second year of PhD:
· I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
· I want a problem.
· Shall I change my advisor?

Third year of PhD:
· I want a paper; I don’t care which conference.
· Shall I change my topic?
· I want to be known as Dr bhOndOO…

Fourth year of PhD:
· I want to finish PhD!
· My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?

Fifth year of PhD:
· Why did I come here?
· Why did I choose this advisor?
· Why did I choose this topic?

Sixth year of PhD:
· Someone give me a degree!
· I want to leave this place — for ever.
· Let me leave.

Seventh year of PhD:
· People call me uncle.
· She waited and finally married someone else.I don’t want any degree. I just want to live peacefully.

Sep

13

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 13, 2011

This is based on the Indian Airtel Commercial

Chai ke Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai.

Koi friday evening review par bulaye
Koi saturday ko office bulaye

Ek teri idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye

Koi nature se gentle,
koi khoonkhar hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi review kare par kabhi kabhi advice de
Ek kabhi kabhi review kare aur ghadi ghadi advice de

Koi Gyan ka ghoomta phirta satellite,
Koi din raat rakhe team ko tight;

Koi welcomed hai, koi forced hota hai
Par har ek boss zaruri hota hai

Koi bossy boss,
koi friendly boss
Koi Data crazy excel boss.
Koi Moody boss
koi gloomy boss
Early morning office aane wala Boss,
Koi late night jaane wala Boss

Koi promote na kare aur appraisal me tarsaye
Koi good suggestion ko bhi thukhraye

Koi best friend aur, koi aloof hota hai
Par har ek boss Zaroori hota hai !!

Oct

22

Posted by : Sumana | On : October 22, 2010

Sep

25

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 25, 2010

Sep

23

Posted by : Sumana | On : September 23, 2010